Strange Desire: Chapter Twenty

Strange Desire: Chapter Twenty

AN: So I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, after reading it you'll realize why I didn't put it in the last one, it'd make it to too long. Thanks for all the other writer's that did WC'ing with me, it really helped me push this one out, as well my other slash story. Thank you to JessDS for this idea three weeks ago, it just took that long to make it work. I hope I did you proud.

Characters belong to SM

JPOV

My eyes snapped open as fear gripped me, my heart racing. The dream I had was fading fast, I barely remembered what happened, except that I lost Edward in it. Looking at Edward still sound asleep and looking for all the world at peace I was angry. How the hell I managed to keep myself as calm as I did when Edward wanted to leave me I didn't know. The entire time fury under-laid everything I did and said, but I held it in check. Somehow I knew if I lost it, then I'd lose him forever. That was just not happening. He was supposed to be with me, deep down no one could tell me otherwise.

Today I was going to make him pay for that. He would be at my mercy, begging for me. I wasn't going to let him forget how much he wanted me, how much he loved me. The fucker thought I'd actually be better off without him, what a joke. I knew I wouldn't be, knew I never would have been okay without him in my life, even if I wasn't fully aware of it growing up.

Watching him sleep I drank all of him in. Starting at the top of his head I took note of his tousled bronze hair that wouldn't look any better even if he combed it. His brow was smooth and at rest instead of worried, his eyes closed, showing his bronze eyelashes. I really wished I could see the green of his eyes. Edward's nose was slightly crooked, I think from when his father hit him, it wasn't like that before. Swallowing back the bile at the thought of his father and how much he messed Edward up, I pushed the thought away and continued taking him in. His pink lips were parted as though they wanted to be kissed. Deciding that's exactly what I was going to do I pressed my body against his feeling his morning wood against my own.

Edward stirred awake as I pressed my lips to his. Becoming more awake he deepened the kiss, our tongues swirling and dancing together. Groaning he pulled away and opened his eyes, I finally got to see the green I missed. Giving me a lopsided smile he asked “Can I wake up like that every day?”

Smiling back at him I popped off “Sure, anything you want.”

Grinning at me widely he questioned “Anything?”

Snorting at him I said “Within reason.”

“I want to fuck you.” He said almost laughing, he knew I wasn't going to cave like that.

“Yeah? We both know that won't be happening this morning, but you will be begging me to fuck you.” I stated flipping him onto his back and straddling his waist. Now he was laughing, the vibration made me groan. Edward turned us over so I was on my back and I immediately hissed and flipped us back. My back was still sore and even if it wasn't he wasn't going to get the upper-hand, this was my day to fuck with him and I was going to fuck him senseless.

Encircling both his wrists I placed his arms above his head. Giving him a stern look I told him “You will want me so much you will forget you wanted to throw me away yesterday.” Yeah, I was still pissed off about that.

Opening his mouth to speak I covered it with mine, I didn't want to hear it, although I was sure he'd tell me anyway, the fucker. I was right. Instead of kissing me he tried to speak around my lips “I wasn't throwing you away.” That's what he said, but it came out all mumbled.

Pulling away I narrowed my eyes at him and asked “Are you sure you want to bring that up?”

Nodding his head at me he answered “Yes. Don't ever think I'd throw you away, Jazz. I love you. I just wanted you to have what was best for you.”

“Edward, I know what's best for me. You. Now let me show you what's best for you.” I grinned wickedly trying to change the subject, Edward groaned. I didn't like all that sappy shit, it embarrassed me to say or hear it. The only reason I managed to push it past my lips was I knew he did.

Starting at the top of his head I kissed his hair, resuming what I'd been doing before he woke up, only adding my lips to every place I looked. Moving down I kissed his forehead, between his brows, and each of his eyelids as they fluttered closed. My lips pressed against the slight crook in it and I tried hard not to think of how he'd gotten that. His eyes opened and his lips parted wanting to taste each other, complying I wound my tongue around his before pulling back. Kissing his chin I nipped his jaw feeling the stubble there. Tilting his head back I sucked on his Adam's apple. My lips continued their descent down the center of his body. Nipping, kissing, and sucking down the center of his chest I scoot down to keep going down his stomach, to that trail of bronze hair. Skipping his erect cock my lips sucked on his hip bone and down to the sensitive skin of his inner thigh on his left leg. “Jazz, please, I can't take this anymore. I'm begging you to fuck me.” Edward grunted out.

“No, I don't think I will right now.” I told him going back to his leg and working down it, my hands following the outside of his legs. He groaned at me as I kept going and picked up his foot kissing the bottom of it. Edward tried to jerk it away, but I held firm and smiled before putting it down and picking up the other one. Kissing the bottom of his right foot he squirmed, but he didn't jerk it away this time. Carrying on my lips worked over the inside of his right leg, sucking as I went.

Between his legs I looked up to see Edward on his elbows watching me. “Please...” He pleaded. Not yet, he was going to earn it, besides this was amusing that I had that much power over him. Pushing his ass cheeks apart with my hand I licked the crack of his ass, poking my tongue through the tight ring of muscle. He still tasted like soap from our shower the night before. Edward's hands ended up in my hair tugging at it, but I removed them as I licked up the underneath side of his cock, ending in a swirl around the head and me sucking just the head a few times before I pulled back completely and grinning. “No... Jazz, please. I want you now, please...” Ignoring his pleas I put one arm behind his back and thread my other hand through his hair, bringing his head closer to me and crashed my lips to his. Kissing him hard and hungrily I pulled back and let him go, letting him drop to the mattress and bounce. He glared at me and I laughed slapping his thigh.

Getting off the bed I went to the bathroom to get ready for the day. Looking at myself in the mirror reminded me of Edward trying to make me more comfortable being taken from behind. My biggest problem with fucking him or being fucked by him that way wasn't the position, because damn it felt good, it was the connection. When all I could see was nothing or all I could see was the expanse of his back, it could be anyone I was fucking or being fucked by. I wasn't attracted to random men, I was attracted solely to Edward and needed to be reminded of that fact. However, if Edward liked it and bent over backwards trying to make me enjoy it too I would try harder, try to remember that it was Edward. This morning I planned on taking him that way, I just hoped he'd let me know just exactly who it was I was fucking, otherwise I didn't think I would get off. Yes, I would make an effort, if he didn't murder me first for teasing him relentlessly.

Walking out of the bathroom Edward was still glaring at me. Chuckling I picked up his hand and pulled him up to me, pressing our bare bodies together. “Get dressed, don't shave.” I commanded and slapped him on the ass. He was going to listen to me today. Shuffling off to the bathroom he gave me a dirty look, I called out “No touching yourself either, you're mine this morning.” I could hear a groan and a murmured 'asshole'.

“Yeah, I am. So are you.” I shot back. Glancing down at my own morning wood I told my erection “Don't worry, you'll get to play later. I promise.” Then I laughed at myself and shook my head, that was idiotic.

Rummaging through our bag I found Edward's favorite pair of jeans on me. I saved them just in case I was going to need to do some serious groveling. Putting those on I knew he wouldn't be able to resist looking at my ass in them, something he wasn't getting today. Snorting at myself I knew I was being evil, but I was having fun toying with him. Finding my tight light blue t-shirt I pulled that over my head, I knew that color made my eyes bluer, I also knew it was tight enough to show off my chest. Edward wouldn't know what hit him when he saw me.

Picking out some socks I didn't put them on just yet and walked down the stairs without him. If he saw me in here he would probably attack me before we got out the door. I was happy I didn't have to wear monkey suits the rest of the summer unless I absolutely wanted to, but as I wasn't teaching this summer they weren't necessary. That thought made me relax. Edward had insisted every single one of my suits was tailored to perfection. He claimed it made people look ridiculous or unintelligent when they wore suits that didn't fit well. Looking back on it I think he just wanted a better view of my ass in them, the sneaky bastard.

In the kitchen I found my parents sitting at the table talking quietly and eating breakfast. My mom gave me a smile that I was not comfortable with, but I wasn't sure why. Skirting around them I went to get a plate and grab my own breakfast before joining them. “So what do you have planned for today?” My mom asked me.

“Uh...” What do I say? What if she wanted us to stay here and spend time with her before we left.

“I have some appointments today and your father has to go to the hospital, so I won't get to see you until late this afternoon. Maybe we can have a late lunch before you boys leave. It's supposed to rain on your way home, but it's not this morning, just cloudy.” My mom babbled making me wonder what was wrong with her.

Right then Edward came into the kitchen looking irritable and grabbed his own plate. Sitting beside me he gasped as he noticed the jeans I was wearing. Leaning into me he whispered “Are you trying to embarrass me in front of your parents.” I shrugged, maybe I was.

Whispering back I said “You embarrassed me in front of strangers.” I thought back to our first time having dinner with Emmett and Rosalie. I was surprised they ever came back.

“Yeah, but they could have just walked away, these are your parents.” He shot back in a hush.

“It's all part of my fun, Edward. I will have fun with you today.” I said in his ear before nipping it.

“Boys, I hate to interrupt, but I need to talk to Jasper.” My mother told me. Sure she hated to interrupt. Uh huh, I wouldn't believe that in a million years. Standing up she walked out of the kitchen and I followed her. Edward let out a loud groan behind me as I walked away from him. Turning my head to look at him his face was red and his eyes wide as he shot glances at my father, who had his nose in the paper he just opened pointedly ignoring the sound.

Finding my mom in the entry hall, she was standing there with a backpack in her hands. Narrowing my eyes at her I wondered how much she knew about today. “What's this for?” I asked pointing at the backpack.

She gave me a nervous smile and said “I thought you could use this today. I've already put the things in it I think you'll need for this morning.”

Crossing my arms over my chest I demanded “How do you know what we are doing today?”

Chuckling she responded “I accidentally overheard you yesterday.” At the look on my face and the explosion that was surely going to come she rushed out “I was only going to tell you dinner was ready, but then I heard you talking and thought I should probably stay out of it, you'd come to the table when you were ready.”

Taking some calming breaths I said “Okay, but what is this for? I think I could have done that myself.”

Shrugging at me she answered “I just wanted to show my support.”

“Mom, you already have. Accepting us is enough, this is just creepy.” I told her looking at the backpack. What the hell was in it?

“Fair enough. Here, take it anyway.” She said shoving it into my chest. “There is food at the bottom in case you get hungry.” My mom told me as she began to walk away. Wondering what the hell she had put in it I unzipped it. There was a blanket in it, but even more disturbing was on top in plain sight she had put a box of condoms and a bottle of lube. My face was hot, it couldn't possibly get even hotter or redder than it probably was. This was taking acceptance a little too far. Her voice floated back to me as I stood there stunned “That lube is messier than some of the others, but you don't have to use as much of it. Don't drop it.” Oh my god, I didn't even want to know how my mom knew that. This was probably going to be on my list of most embarrassing moments, ever. Damn it, damn it, damn it. Closing my eyes I tried to will the blood away from my face and neck. If I thought about this anymore there was no way I'd be able to be with Edward.

Edward padded into the entry hall with me a few minutes later, I still hadn't moved. My mouth was gaped open in shock when he saw me. His hand pushed my chin up making my teeth clack together, bringing me out of it. “What's wrong?” He asked concerned, I just pushed the backpack into his arms, it was still open. Looking down he choked and stuttered out “Wh... what?” Yes, that was intelligent, that's what would be coming out of my mouth if I could speak at all.

Shaking my head I zipped it closed, hiding it and hoping I wouldn't think of my parents when we pulled any of this stuff out. Taking it from Edward I placed the backpack on the floor and sat down to put my socks and shoes on, so did Edward. I couldn't even tell my father goodbye before he left, I couldn't face either of my parents right now. “Let's go.” I said picking up the backpack, but Edward shook his head at me and took it instead.

He was looking at my ass appreciatively and clearly wanted me to walk in front of him. Snorting I opened the front door, he could look all he wanted, my plan for him to beg me to fuck him was still in place. I would fuck him this morning and make him beg and plead for it. The fucker deserved every single thing I did to torture him, after trying to dump my ass because he thought I'd be better off. He was lucky I didn't punch him in the face, because I really wanted to.

Leading the way down the stairs and out to the trail that lead to the clearing Edward followed closely behind, not speaking. The trail here wasn't as clear as when we made it as kids, but it was clear enough. We had to step high over some plants and fallen logs in the way, but we made it. The clearing was still there, the grass tall and flowers still in bloom, a slight breeze was in the air. I remembered coming here with Edward when he wanted to get away from it all, away from his parents, more importantly, away from his father. We'd lay in the grass and look at the clouds or if it was late enough and not too cloudy sometimes the stars. It was in here that we told our deepest, darkest secrets, ones we didn't want anyone else to know. “Edward?” I asked softly.

“Yeah, Jazz?” He asked stepping in front of me and dropping the backpack.

“Why didn't you tell me you were bi here? You could have.” I told him.

Biting his lip he looked away and back at me. “You know I couldn't, you still wouldn't know if you hadn't walked in on me watching gay porn on accident.” Smiling at him I kissed the lip he was biting until he let go of it. No, he wouldn't have told me. I was grateful now that I'd walked in on that as it lead us down this path, the path where I was happier than I'd ever been. No longer was I fighting and denying and pretending that I loved Edward, that I wanted him as my lover.

Attaching his lips to mine he walked us backwards until my back hit a tree. Jumping away from it, as my back still hadn't fully recovered, I stepped out from the tree and turned him around. Pushing him into it I pressed my body fully against his. “Edward, don't forget I'm making you beg. I need to know you want me, I need to hear it.” Groaning at me his eyes closed before he opened them, I noticed the green had darkened a little. Good. Licking the shell of his ear I tugged at it with my teeth and felt his arms wrap around my waist. One of his hands slid down to my ass squeezing my left cheek, kneading it.

Exhaling I kissed the soft skin of his neck before going up to his jaw, the jaw I told him to leave his stubble on. I wanted to feel that on me. His eyes took in my chest before he tore my shirt off in one swift move. I stood there in shock, not expecting to feel the rush of air on my skin. Fuck. Pulling me closer to him his lips found purchase on my neck, leaving bite marks across it. Damn, it was a good thing I didn't have classes this summer. Edward's tongue swept across my left nipple before he ran his stubble across it, which was the whole reason I didn't want him to shave today. Growling at him he did it again before going to the other side. His pink tongue darted out circling the nipple before sucking it between his teeth, then he ran his stubble along that nipple too. My growl was so loud that the birds scattered.

Stepping back I pushed his shoulders back so he would break his hold on me, I was in control here, at least for right now. Edward's eyes were hooded as he took in my bare chest. Looking him up and down I stepped further back and commanded “Strip, slowly.” His brows raised in surprise, but I was impatient. “Now.” There goes my demand for him to be patient and beg if I couldn't be.

His hands were at the hem of his shirt tugging it up, and I watched as he was slowly revealed to my eyes. The bronze trail of hair on his stomach demanded my attention. Reaching my hand out I ran my fingers across it, feeling the softness. He raised his shirt a little more and my hand followed up his abs and chest before he pulled his shirt completely off. Both of my hands raised to his chest tracing the muscles there. Running my hands down his arms my lips met his and I sucked his bottom one between my teeth. Edward's head lolled back and my lips trailed down his neck to his chest across to his right nipple. Moaning at me, I kept going down his side kissing his ribs and just like this morning did the same thing on the other side in the opposite direction. His breathing was heavy as my mouth closed in on his again, warm breath fanned into my mouth and I shivered wanting him.

My hands started to unbutton his jeans, but his hands clamped down on mine. “What do you think you're doing?” He asked, his brow furrowing. Bewildered, I didn't know why he would stop me. Hasn't he been begging me all morning to fuck him? “I thought you wanted me to strip for you.” Oh, that's right, I did. Shaking my head to clear it I stepped back from him and watched as his own hands unbuttoned and unzipped his jeans. He raised his eyes to me and slowly, so slowly I thought I might kill him he pushed his jeans down, taking his boxers with him. Letting them drop to the ground he toed his shoes off and pulled off the jeans and boxers and socks. God, he was gorgeous. I know we'd been together before outside, but it wasn't the same, I could see all of him this time. This was... he was beautiful, the natural light illuminating every curve of his body, every tiny scar he might have gotten, most of which I could remember him getting doing something with me.

Toeing off my own shoes and removing my socks I felt the soft grass and earth beneath my feet. Leaving my jeans on I circled his body taking in every inch of him. My hand caressed his ass as I made my way back to his front. Without hesitation I dropped to my knees and took his erect cock in my mouth, tasting the pre-cum that had gathered there. I pressed my tongue against his cock as I bobbed my head up and down his length. Edward's hands thread through my hair and he let fall a whispered “Fuck.” That wasn't good enough, I wanted him begging for me. Letting his cock go I began stroking it as my mouth sucked on his balls. Rolling them across my tongue first I began sucking on them loving the soft feel in my mouth. Looking up at Edward his eyes were dark and his breathing was becoming labored. That was better. With my left hand wrapped firmly around his cock stroking it, I reached up with my right. He took my fingers into his mouth sucking on them making me wish he was sucking on my own cock instead. Today wasn't about that though, today was about him begging me, wanting me, I never wanted to hear him say he was going to leave me again. Turning my body I let go of his balls and kissed along his hip and side as I pushed a finger into his ass. Slowly I pumped my finger inside him before adding a second. Biting his ass Edward groaned out “Fuck.” Removing my hands and lips from his body I stood up. He wasn't begging me to fuck him, so I wouldn't.

Turning away from him I walked to the backpack and bent over. The next thing I knew Edward's arms were wrapped around my waist and his cock was against my ass, I could feel him even through my jeans. Groaning I stood up and he breathed in my ear “Where did you think you were going? I thought you wanted to fuck me. God knows I've been waiting all damn morning for it.”

“You must not want it that much, you aren't begging for it.” I said turning in his arms.

Snorting at me he said “I actually forgot all words except fuck.” I laughed and he smiled. “Please fuck me, Jazz. I want to feel your hard cock inside me.”

Turning back around I bent over to the backpack again and pressed my ass against his cock, wiggling it. “Jazz, if you don't stop that I will take you instead.”

Looking back at him I teased “Maybe later.” Pulling out the bottle of lube and the condoms I set them on the ground before getting out the blanket. Spreading it out in the center of the small clearing I sat down and tilted my head watching his naked body move towards me. Sitting beside me he put the lube and condoms next to him.

Pushing him onto his back I straddled his waist like I did this morning and asked “Do you want me to fuck you?”

He groaned out “Fuck, yes.” His hands went to the button of my jeans undoing it and unzipping the fly. He gasped when my cock sprang free, I had chosen to go commando. As he pushed down my jeans with one hand the other touched my cock making it harder. I let out a groan.

Kicking the jeans off I settled between his legs. If that lube was really that slick I thought I'd better put the condom on first. Opening the new box I pulled it one out and tore the package open. Rolling it down my cock I pumped it a few times before deciding to open the lube. It didn't take much as I poured it into my hand and ran my hand over my cock, coating it. That stuff was slick, and messy, I had to hurriedly close the lid. Spreading Edward's thighs apart I pushed them up, opening him up to me. Spreading the lube along the crack of his ass I pushed a finger into him, quickly followed by the second. He groaned and said “Fuck... please... I need you.” Entering a third finger in him slowly I began thrusting them in him and he breathed out a ragged “Fuck.... Jazz...”

Removing my fingers from his ass I commanded “On your knees.”

Edward's eyes were huge as he let out a shocked “What?”

“You heard me, on your knees. Do it before I change my mind.” I demanded. He was hesitant as he got on his knees. Running my hand over his ass I spread his cheeks apart as I pressed my head against his entrance. “Do you want me? You have to tell me.” This was more a plea than a command, I needed to hear it in this position.

“Yes. Jazz, I always want you, in any way you're willing to give.” He said with his head turned looking back at me. That's what I needed to hear, to hear it was okay if I couldn't continue with this this way. Taking a steadying breath I pushed the head of my cock past the tight ring of muscle. “More, please.” Edward begged, so I slid further in, my cock becoming harder at the feel of his tight heat around it. Buried in him I pulled back and slid back in, slowly at first. “Jazz, fuck me harder.” He implored. Putting my hands on his hips my fingers dug into them as I began thrusting harder. Edward leaned forward on his arms changing his position and thrust his own hips back at me. I couldn't hear the sounds of nature around us anymore, all I could hear was the slapping of our skin. “I'm so close...” Edward moaned out and I slowed my pace, I wasn't ready for him to come yet. Getting back on all fours he sat up and turned his head to mine. Placing a hand behind my head he kissed me thoroughly, letting me know exactly who I was fucking. My moans filled the air at that. He bent forward and was back on his arms in no time as he thrust against me again “Fuck me hard, Jazz. I want to know how much I'd miss you, so I won't do anything stupid again.” Thrusting into him I slammed into his ass hard, he'd remember this alright. The sounds of skin on skin and moans filled my head, clouding everything else. Edward's hand reached down to stroke his cock, but he didn't seem to be stroking it very hard or fast. The pace he was thrusting his ass against me was though. “Jazz, I... come... soon...” The words were barely intelligible.

Stretching out one hand I turned his head towards me so I could see him. I needed to see him if we were going to get off anywhere close to the same time. He smiled at me, a light sheen of sweat was on his face. Placing my hand on his side I continued my thrusts watching him, watching the sheer joy on his face. Edward placed both his hands flat in front of him, but stayed with his head turned. Closing his eyes, obscuring the green, his pants were loud. The muscles in his back flexed and contracted as I watched him thrust back into me. He felt so good around my cock that I wasn't going to be able to hold off much more. “Edward, come for me, please... so close...” Now I was begging.

“Fuck... Jazz...” He moaned out as we both thrust faster. What I noticed the most was he didn't touch his own cock again. His face turned as though he was in pain and pleasure. “I'm gonna... cum...” He breathed out right before he shot his load on the blanket we were on and his stomach.

His walls closed tight around me and I slowed my pace as he came down from his high only to pick it back up again. My entire body shuddered as I let go, unable to hold it anymore. My cum filled the condom, making Edward feel even warmer than he already was. With legs trembling I kissed his back and up to his shoulders before even attempting to pull out of him. Taking the condom with me I pulled out of Edward and collapsed beside him. Satisfied I looked at Edward, he had a pleasant, at peace expression on his face, that made me feel good. We laid there for a few minutes not speaking, just catching our breaths.

Eventually I had to get up though, I wondered what the hell I was supposed to do with this condom. Removing it from my cock I went to the backpack and rifled through it. Groaning I pulled out a Ziploc bag and some wet wipes. My mother had entirely too much time on her hands if she put all of that in here, not that I wasn't grateful, just grossed out. Placing the condom in the Ziploc bag I took the wet wipes over to Edward and cleaned off his stomach and his ass. I put all of that in the Ziploc too and closed it off.

Trying not to think about anyone but Edward I went back to his side and pulled him close to me. He was what was important. Kissing him softly I sighed into his mouth. We let the breeze cool our bodies, removing the sweat. Facing each other I stared into his eyes, hoping to convey what I felt for him, the love I felt, something I know he didn't always get from me. Neither one of us spoke for so long that both of us drifted into sleep. The warmth of the sun and the contentment and satisfaction of our love made us both lazy and relaxed enough that sleep was inevitable.

Edward's lips were on my neck waking me, bringing back to the day, to the fact that we were outside. Sitting up abruptly I nearly shouted “Fuck.”

Frowning at me Edward asked “What is your problem?”

How the hell did I forget someone was taking pictures of us? Shit, shit, shit. No, please I didn't want to see those. Well, maybe I did, but I didn't want other people to. Gathering my clothes I began snatching them up before Edward wrapped his arms around me, trapping me. “Let me go.” I demanded loudly.

“No. Calm down, Jazz. If you're worried about people following us with a camera then they've already got plenty of us, so please, just calm down. Please don't hide yourself from me.” Edward both soothed and plead at the same time. Taking a few deep breaths I calmed my racing heart and turned around in his arms. Searching his eyes alone I tried to let the rest of the world fall away. He kissed me making me forget, forget everything but him.

Backing away from me Edward started to gather his own things, but he didn't put them on. “What are you doing?” I asked him.

“Moving.” He stated gathering up the blanket and backpack in his arms too. I took the backpack from him and picked up my own clothes. Where the hell were we moving to and like this?

Stepping through the stand of trees surrounding the clearing on the other side there was a small stream there. I had completely forgotten its existence. Edward set his clothes aside and spread the blanket next to the stream's bank. Taking the clothes from my arms he set them with his and grabbed the backpack setting it on the blanket. “Come here, Jazz.” Edward said sitting down and patting a spot beside him.

Sitting down close enough to him that our shoulders touched Edward started removing what was left in the backpack. Apparently my mother had thought to put a small insulated cooler in there. What the fuck kind of food did she put in it? Edward opened it up and pulled out normal looking stuff. Sandwiches, some cut up vegetables, bottles of water, and cut up pineapple. When Edward got to the pineapple I could feel his shoulders shaking against mine. What the fuck was so funny?

Moving so I was in front of him I heard him chuckle, so hard I wasn't sure he could even answer me. “What's so funny?” I asked.

He was still looking at the pineapple in his hand and back at me. His laughter was uncontrollable and he ended up on his side attempting to take in air.

Snatching the pineapple from him I couldn't figure out why that was funny. Was I missing something?

Finally pulling in lungfuls of air Edward retorted “You mean you don't know?” I shook my head, should I?

Taking mercy on me Edward answered “Pineapple is supposed to make your cum taste better.” My mouth dropped open.

“Wh... what?” I stuttered out.

“Yeah, and I bet you anything your mom knew that when she packed this too.” Edward stated laughing hard again, the fucker. Yeah, my mom definitely had entirely too much invested in our relationship, more than I thought was healthy.

AN: Anyone mad at me for ending it there? Haha.